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Post by greywalker13 on Mar 25, 2010 23:08:48 GMT -5
Someone launches nuclear missies all over the world, eradicating all forms of society, thus preventing organized global conflict.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Post by Sean on Mar 25, 2010 23:17:55 GMT -5
You can never go to sleep but everyone in the world stays asleep as long as you are awake.
I wish I was a god
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Post by HARDLYhuman on Mar 25, 2010 23:30:57 GMT -5
Granted, you are now the god of garbage
I wish Bush was still the president of the United States
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Post by Sean on Mar 25, 2010 23:52:57 GMT -5
There is no other why to corrupt that than it already is.
I wish I was a man
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Post by Zee ♥ on Mar 26, 2010 3:32:22 GMT -5
Granted, now everyone else is a man (ohnoes). No girls/wimmins for you.
I wish boredom was eradicated.
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Post by Mimi on Mar 26, 2010 4:05:11 GMT -5
Granted, now you work 24 hours a day and die from exhaustion. I wish to pass my driving test.
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Post by Sean on Mar 26, 2010 14:32:58 GMT -5
You cant get a car.
I wish I was happy.
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Post by HARDLYhuman on Mar 26, 2010 14:36:15 GMT -5
Granted, but nobody likes and you suck at everything so you have no reason to be happy
I wish I could breakdance
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Post by project-daemon on Mar 26, 2010 16:21:23 GMT -5
Granted, but now everyone hates break dancing, so people throw things at you if you do it.
I wish I could eat as much junk food/chocolate/etc. as I wanted without getting fat.
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Post by crxunch* ; on Mar 26, 2010 17:04:16 GMT -5
Granted, but now you throw up everything you eat. And it tastes REALLY bad on the way back up.
I wish Miyu's little brother wasn't so annoying and disruptive.
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Post by project-daemon on Mar 26, 2010 18:59:26 GMT -5
Granted, but his annoying and disruptive nature is transferred to Miyu.
I wish Firefly hadn't been canceled after just one season.
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Post by HARDLYhuman on Mar 26, 2010 19:23:39 GMT -5
Granted, it gets canceled again after the first episode of the second season
I wish I could be teleported into the middle of a north Korean military base
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Post by project-daemon on Mar 26, 2010 20:13:21 GMT -5
Granted, but they shoot you on sight.
I wish I had a room that contained a collection of every anime ever made, with the ability to easily find any specific series, genre or even episode.
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Post by crxunch* ; on Mar 26, 2010 21:24:40 GMT -5
Granted, but it's so big everybody can see and you're now known as the world's resident fangeek.
I wish Miyu was less awesome so I wouldn't have to love her so much.
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Post by project-daemon on Mar 27, 2010 6:16:25 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have no one to love, so you attempt to fill the void in your heart by going out and getting into all sorts of horrible, abusive relationships.
I wish my FireFox hadn't lagged so bad last night.
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