Corrupt a Wish

[crxunch* ;]

So I dunno if anyone'll wanna play but it's kinda fun. It's called Corrupt a Wish. Someone will wish for something, i.e. "I wish for cheese." The next person to comment will grant it but also corrupt it, i.e. "Granted, but it's goat cheese." Then that person will wish for something else, and the next person will corrupt and wish, and so on. It should look something like this:


Person 1: I wish for honey.

Person 2: Granted, but there's a bear sitting beside it.
I wish for a million diamonds.

Person 3: Granted, but the weight crushes you.
I wish for...


And so on and so forth.

I'm gonna go ahead and do the first one, so I hope people will join in. :]

[crxunch* ;]

I wish for a box of crackers.

[greywalker13]

All the crackers are mouldy.

I wish for honey.

[crxunch* ;]

Granted, but the beehive next to it disagrees.

I wish for quicker responders to my threads.

[Sean]

They are one word responses

I wish for world peace

[crxunch* ;]

Granted, but everybody's hungry and the poverty spreads like a disease.

I wish for a really soft blanket.

[Sean]

It was made out of the fur of a bear and he want it back.

I wish for immmortality

[crxunch* ;]

Everyone around you dies super-quickly and their lives are sped up.

I wish for a cookie.

[project-daemon]

Granted, by the cookie is old, crusty, and has hairs in it.

I wish for a glass of tea.

[greywalker13]

The heat of the tea shatters the glass.

I wish for 36 hour days.

[Sean]

The extra 12 hours you become a pethetic weakling.

I wish for a portrate of me

[Zee ♥]

Its drawn out all ugly and fat.

I wish for perfect eyesight.

[Sean]

You can perfectly see hilusinations

I wish for my own tank

[greywalker13]

It's the Tank from L4D, and he doesn't look happy.

I wish for more hard drive space.

[Sean]

Whenever you put somthing in it, it gets deleted.

I wish I had a house of my own.