urbanDictionary YOUR name!

[Seya.]

Lol, a friend sent me this over facebook. These can be ridiculous and funny.

go to urbandictionary.com, and type your name in the search bar.

My results:
Entry 1:

A rare, small woodland creature known for being happy and cute. Often the little fur ball will lure its victims in with its kitten-like charm only to force them to pet them and later eat them alive. Despite their evil nature, Margots are widely loved and sought after throughout the world.
Ryan: You'll never guess what I saw in the woods yesterday!
Paul: What?
Ryan: A sweet, little Margot!
Paul: Awwww!
Ryan: Yeah, but then the little bitch bit me.
Paul: I have ten scars.
Ryan: But its so cute!

Entry 2:

The most beautiful girl I've ever seen and had the chance of meeting. She is by far, the most perfect girl anyone could ever ask for and just takes my breath away. I've said she reminds me of Torrie Wilson but she is more gorgeous than her. Words can't go to the degree to describe her so that's why I'm gonna stop here.
Damn, that girl is beautiful. But, is anybody more stunning than Margot? I have yet to find that.

(...lol....?)

Entry 3:

a hot french chick who talks like she's drunk all the time and makes you wanna bang her all night long
man, that girl is a margot i can't understand her but she's HOT

( lol x 30. @_@ ? )

[Sean]

This is what I got.

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.

It is totaly me XD

[Mimi]

LOL. French chick, eh?

Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.

..I'm a Capricorn, so-so on looks, a couch potato, straight-haired, and...lolnose. XD

Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.

LOL. Um. Wut. xD

1.one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
2. crazy sexual postion where you don't even know what is going on.
3.a different dimension.

A nympho..now that's a new one. xDD

1.A girl who does not try yet always gets attention.

2.Usually musical girl with a modern siren like vibe.
/ A girl always causing men to "crash" due to her beauty.

3.Highlyly female attractive who could care less

Lolno.

People on Urban Dictionary need to learn to spell. xDD

[Ariadne]

Ariadne:

City-destroying, giant, mutant lesbian with special powers. ONly known weaknesses are Buffy the Vampire Slayer and raised eyebrows.

An ariadne was wrecking Minneapolis between noon and three this afternoon.

yeah...maybe not Minneapolis...

all powerful female deity capable of destroying entire cities and entrapping hapless victims in her wonderous girl thingy. Enjoys lesbian activities and Alyson Hannigan

The Ariadne smote the wicked and sinful men before returning to her sultry concubines

No comment

[tyr]

Mine didn't work so well... Well, it worked, but not amusingly. Maybe I should have done my real name.

A Norse God who is far older than all others in Asgard. He is said to have sacrificed his right hand to help bind Fenris, the wolf who when set free is destined to devour the Sun. Tyr symbolizes will and desire. He was and is the God of War and Warriors
Tyr is the Norse God of War.

I already knew that... And they left stuff out. As a rune, Tyr is one of the foremost victory runes.

Let's try Toast.

Only the best food ever. As in EVER! Seriously, bread goes in the toaster, toast comes out! YES.
*pop* Was that the toaster? MINE!!!!!!!!

All toasters toast it.
Mario: Aha! Here's the problem, too many toasters.
Mario: You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast!

... Sure....

[Zee ♥]

I typed my real name, but since its 'too asian' it hasn't been 'defined yet'. So I tried Zee.
This is what happened.

1.n God, or one who is like a god in a certain way. Somewhat like the Zee from the N Room.
"Holy fucking shit zee pwnz" "Yeah man I know zee kicks my ass =("

Uhm, lol. Like a God? Yeah right.

The way fake germans in bad american-made war movies pronounce "the".
Fake german officer: "I will take you to zee conzentraizion camp!"

Yeah. I had a feeling that one would be included XD

dazzling looks and influential personality
he's so totally zee!

Lolwut.

Named after Zeewolf. A feeling of total despair and emotional desolation. This feeling must also be expressed habitually and without any hope of improvement to friends and strangers alike in awkward moments of catharsis.

The state of Zee occasionally borders on hatred of any and all things, often resulting in a case of "identification with the oppressor"
Don't go all Zee on me, I've been having a good day and I don't need you to drag me down in the dumps.

Sorry for zeeing, I just needed to get some things off my chest. I'm failing 2 classes, I just lost a client, I'm ugly, I'm stupid, I hate myself, I want to get plastic surgery but I can't afford it, and my rent's due tomorrow.

... Sounds like me on a mega depressed day.

1. The way a Japanese person would say "the"

2. The American name for the letter Z (compare with "zed" elsewhere)
1. A Japanese person would probably say "The bus is going to Vermont" as "Zee boss eez going to Bahmont", as Japanese does not have the 'i' sound in fish, the the 'th' sounds in then or thin, the 'er' sound in 'first', or the 'v' sound in 'vitamin'.

2. Ay, bee, cee, dee, ee, eff, gee, aych, eye, jay, kay, ell, emm, enn, oh, pee, kyew, are, ess, tee, you, vee, double-you, ex, why, zee

Zee Zee-Lynn is not Jahpaneze.

A way of sayin NO to somebody
Q:Would you go out w/ that person?
A:Zee Buddy!!!!!

How negative XD;

[greywalker13]

Here goes nothing:

The coolest guy in the world, but can be an asshole from time to time and is carefree when it comes to just about anything. Basically he just doesn't give a shit......

A Nicholas or Nick....enjoys chonga and the finer things in life....He is a drifter and a daydream believer....some might speculate that the Nicholas is a conceited, hopeless romantic, and is most likely a loner.
(Jessica)- have you talked to that conceited asshole Nicholas lately?

(Britney)- No, why?

(Jessica)- Because i want to confess my love to him....his bad ass careless attitude just makes me go crazy for him.

(Nick off in the distance)- Damn straight bitch. Nobody can resist this body.

Umm.... wow.

(noun) 1. Usually a man of the gentleman class. Said person normally exhibits an out going nature, but is distinctly introverted. Many of the expressions of said person will be mysterious and enigmatic to the point of making no apparent sense. These creatures tend to excel in theoretical or academic fields.

(adj)1. Being of a distinct class
2. Extremely fun

(verb) 1. To have a wonderful night that is full of romance, passion, and compassion.
That professor is Nicholas.

He's so nicholas.

Last night was... nicholas.

...eh?

a bad ass kind of dude, prefers to chill and have a good time.
dude im bored...... go hang out with Nicholas.

I'm pretty sure no one has ever said that.

55 x better

55 x times cooler
55 x hotter

and most of all .....
55 x humbler than everyone else...........

Nick, Nicky, Nicholas, or however you pronounce his name,....................... WE SALUTE YOU..........YOU ROCK .......

Only kidding NicHolas translated means Leader of Men....... and not dealer which is the case most of the time......

Almost felt the praise, then felt the sarcasm.

1. Santa Claus' real name (see St Nicholas).
2. A guy who has an obsession with all things shopping.
3. Commonly seen with a Nicole.
4. A guy constantly neglected by his girl but never gives up on her.
5. Turns 16 on 29 June.
6. Is the best boyfriend material you can ever find.
Happy Sweet Sixteen, Nicholas!

Why is it that so many of these sound like personals?

The most ruggedly handsome man in the world. He is from Ireland but has a cool English / Irish accent. Can make girls melt with a few words from his perfect lips. He is a master at the piano and is so warm and gentle. He enjoys wine in the evening and chocolate cake. Amazingly fit and best of all he is mine.
lady: Who is that fine guy over there?

her friend: Oh, that is Nicholas, he is mine.

Not Irish, not suave, can't play the piano...yeah, this isn't me.

1. A moving object to inflict pain on someone/thing.
2. Another meaning of the word crunk.
3. A form of rap most commonly used by Birdman and Notorious B.I,G.
4. Nick To steal or perminantly borrow an object of desire.
"Grab that nicholas and kill him"

"Lets go down to the shop and nick"

From a personal ad to a weapon. Thankfully this is the last one.

EDIT: Realized there was a page 2. Starting up the train wreck again:

Anoying guy who like to make songs out of peoples names.Thinks his kids are ugly.Is obsessed with his love.
Nicholas: This 1 is questionable?

Don't do the names thing, don't have kids. Next, please

A complete and uter assfuck/monkey dyke who deserves to be castrated with a rusty spoon and raped by a large black guy named Bubba!
Snitch: That kid is so fucking annoying!
Cool Kid: He's a Nicholas.

...A little harsh. And how can a guy be a monkey dyke?

Race other than black.
White.

Talking about a girl who called him:
"You don't sound like a nigga, you sound like a Nicholas.

...Umm... okay? Think I popped a few brain cells reading this.

[Miyu]

is kinda scared... lets try miyu

the cat from the anime series FLCL.
You know that cat from FLCL?
Yeah,Miyu-Miyu.

hmm not very intesting

A Bekka will not let you sleep in it's bed.

If you try to, a Bekka will oust you by playing Shania Twain very loudly.

In their natural habitats, Bekkas spend most of their time foraging for cans of tuna fish and bottles of orange fanta.

They have wild hair, and are sometimes spotted at the watering hole wearing nothing but a tiny, pink dressing gown, before they go scavaging for bus fare.

The best way to catch a Bekka, should you wish to keep one as a pet/experiment etc, is to lure into your garden using bottles of cheap white cider, and the promise of a few joints... And maybe some Crunchy Nut Cluster a little later on.
"We went on safari earlier today, and spotted an elusive Bekka. It was scraping around in the mud, looking for spare change".

HAHA i like it

[spartanghost]

There's 7 pages of mine, so i'll just give you the front page:

Michael:

Entry 1:

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

My Reaction: Well then. There you go. That's me in a nutshell.

Entry 2:

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"
Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.

My Reaction: ooh-Rah! Yeah that's right. I'm a pretty cool guy, defeats satan and doesn't afraid of anything.

Entry 3:

the coolest motherfuckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.
"Hey, did you see Michael doin work when he was at the mini horse rodeo?"

My Reaction: Yeah it is a good name, ain't it?

Entry 4:

MICHAEL is the #4 most common male name.
2.629% of men in the US are named MICHAEL.
Around 3220525 US men are named MICHAEL!

MICHAEL is the #799 most common female name.
0.012% of females in the US are named MICHAEL.
Around 15300 US females are named MICHAEL!

MICHAEL is the #877 most common last name.
0.014% of last names in the US are MICHAEL.
Around 35000 US last names are MICHAEL!
No, I don't want MICHAEL.

My Reaction: Wat. Michael is a more common name for a woman than a family name? I MUST find one of these women.

Entry 5:

An extremely nice, funny and talented/good looking person who is slightly vain. But overall everyone likes him because hes really cool
Michael, I love you!

My Reaction: If I were an emoticon, I would be colon-capital-d

Entry 6:

This name has the meaning of one who is like god

It originates from hebrew and is one of the most common male names.

Even though this name is one of the top 10 most common male names people that are named this are not very similar to everyone else. They are all different and shouldn't be called similar or common even though their name is one of the top names used.
Shortened versions of michael include:
- Mike
- Mick
- Mikey
Famous people by the name of michael include:
- Michael Jordan
- Michael J. Fox
- Michael Phelps
Wow that Michael was such a cool guy!

We have 3 Michaels in our class

My Reaction: Don't call me Mick or Mikey. I will Eviscerate you with my brain.

Entry 7:

buy michael mugs, tshirts and magnets
a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.
"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"

My Reaction: Yes.

[spartanghost]

Feb 7, 2010 11:19:30 GMT -5 Ariadne said:

Ariadne:

City-destroying, giant, mutant lesbian with special powers. ONly known weaknesses are Buffy the Vampire Slayer and raised eyebrows.

An ariadne was wrecking Minneapolis between noon and three this afternoon.

yeah...maybe not Minneapolis...

all powerful female deity capable of destroying entire cities and entrapping hapless victims in her wonderous girl thingy. Enjoys lesbian activities and Alyson Hannigan

The Ariadne smote the wicked and sinful men before returning to her sultry concubines

No comment

Oh WOW.

In her defense, Alysson Hannigan is smoking hot.

[Shaeandra]

Oh god, oh god. I had to stop laughing this was so hilarious. Not the game itself, but just what my name brought up. Everything had me either going "AWWWHHHH YEAHHHH *Smirk*", or rolling on the ground in fits of laughter. I've got NINE PAGES of entries for my name, so let me just point out a few of them.

Here's one that a lot of the other entries say and agree with... awwww yeaaaaahhhh...

basicilly a kid with a huge thingy. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

And...

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

AND!!!!

someone who has probably porked your mom

But let's not forget....

pimp ninja

Oh, and a LOT of the entries seemed to think that Kevin was basically the best damn person in the whole world, and I'm NOT making this up. *Smirk* Like...

The definition of Kevin is basically a boy, whom is amazing. He knows exactly how to cheer someone up. How to make them giggle like a fool in public by saying cheesy things, that make you fall overly in love with him. Head over heels, that is. Probably more. He has the biggest ego, but knows how to love someone even more than he loves himself. He deserves the best, and nothing but that. And whether or not he's been hurt, he takes chances, and for that, he makes a girl the luckiest one in the world.

One known as the absolute best person ever in the world. There are not enough words to describe him. He's simply amazing, no matter what he says. He's the best! Usually always smells amazing. Cute, funny, and amazing.
Makes people extremely happy. Also gives off a chemical to make people very tired.

And this one just had me rolling....

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

ANYWHO.... I'm pretty high off my own sense of awesomeness right now.

/arrogant

[Winter]

Oh wow...definitely liking Seya's biting and speech impediment bits. And the woodland creature thing.

Also:

"A Bekka will not let you sleep in it's bed.

In their natural habitats, Bekkas spend most of their time foraging for cans of tuna fish and bottles of orange fanta.

They have wild hair, and are sometimes spotted at the watering hole wearing nothing but a tiny, pink dressing gown, before they go scavaging for bus fare. "

XD

So I didn't see sparty or Shaeandra's when I was posting, but yeah, I can see why you were rolling on the floor there Shae.

[hApPi]

lawl, these are really random, and I don't think I'm gonna post mine, I think they are all idiotic XD

[Zee ♥]

Mine can't seem to decide whether to praise me or to insult me. D<

I DEMAND THEY ADD IN ASIAN NAMES! >u>

[spartanghost]

Feb 7, 2010 20:14:19 GMT -5 Shaeandra said:

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

I'ma go practice my Kevin now.